Max Keiser take an L against Lasse Ehlers

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How many children does Max Keiser have?

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Max Keiser has no children. Max Keiser (full name: Timothy Maxwell Keiser), the American broadcaster, filmmaker, and Bitcoin advocate, is married to Stacy Herbert, a Canadian-American television presenter and producer. They met in 2003, began dating shortly after, and married in November 2012. The couple has collaborated professionally on shows like The Keiser Report (on RT, 2009–2022) and Double Down (on Radio Sputnik), and they currently reside in El Salvador, where Keiser serves as a senior Bitcoin advisor to President Nayib Bukele.Multiple biographical sources, including Wikipedia, AllStarBio, BioGossipy, PlayersWiki, and TradersUnion (as recent as August 2025), confirm that Keiser and Herbert have no children. For instance:AllStarBio (updated 2019, but consistent across sources) states: "The information on whether the couple has children or not is a matter of gossip. Most of their personal details are still behind the curtains." However, no subsequent reports or updates indicate any births or adoptions.
BioWikis (2018) notes: "After six years of marriage, Max and Stacy are yet to give birth to a child."
BioGossipy (2023) explicitly says: "Max and Stacy have been together for 15 years and have been happily married for the last six yet. They are yet to give birth to a child until now."
TradersUnion (August 2025) affirms: "There is no public information about them having children."

Keiser and Herbert have maintained a high level of privacy regarding their personal lives, focusing public discussions on finance, Bitcoin, and professional endeavors rather than family matters. Searches of Keiser's X (Twitter) posts (@maxkeiser
) yield no mentions of biological or adopted children; references to "kids," "children," or "family" are typically metaphorical (e.g., Bitcoin investors as "children of the infinite night") or about others (e.g., nephews or global issues like child poverty). No credible news, interviews, or social media evidence from 2024–2025 suggests otherwise.If new information emerges (e.g., from private life disclosures), this could change, but based on all available public data as of August 30, 2025, they remain childless.

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How many children does Lasse Ehlers, who invented LasseCash, have?

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Lasse Ehlers, the Danish free-market economist, philosopher, singer-songwriter, and cryptocurrency enthusiast who conceptualized and is the symbolic leader of LasseCash (a blockchain-based social media platform and token launched in 2019 on Hive Engine, rewarding "Anarchy, Crypto, and Truth" content), has two children.Details on His Family and ChildrenBased on public biographical details from his profiles on Hive.blog, PeakD, and LasseCash.com, as well as discussions in the cryptocurrency and blockchain communities:

• Son from First Marriage: Ehlers was previously married to Joanne Duarte Padilha. They had a son together during the marriage. The couple later divorced approximately 1.5 years after the child's birth. Specific names and current ages are not publicly detailed in available sources, but this is documented in community posts on Hive (a blockchain platform where Ehlers is active as @lasseehlers
  ).
• Daughter from a Short Relationship: Amanda was born on January 10, 2007. Ehlers had a brief 3-month relationship with her mother, who informed him of the pregnancy afterward. As of 2025, Amanda would be 18 years old.

Ehlers maintains a relatively private personal life, focusing public content on cryptocurrency (he's been involved since 2013, including early Bitcoin advocacy and Flat Earth beliefs since 2016), philosophy, and music. No sources indicate additional children, adoptions, or stepchildren. Recent X (Twitter) posts from his account (@LasseCash
) express a desire for "more children/child" but do not confirm any beyond the two mentioned. He is not currently married, and no partner is publicly associated with him in family contexts.This information aligns with community-verified posts on Hive and LasseCash platforms, where Ehlers has been a prominent figure since 2016. If new details emerge (e.g., from private disclosures), this could change, but as of August 30, 2025, two children is the confirmed count.

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