RE: Tales of the Urban Explorer: Salford Police Station
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"Excuse me, hello..."
Oh… for fuck sake…
“Do you live here”, said collegeboy in a nervous voice.
Do I look like a homeless fucking bum..., jeez
Was he looking at @anidiotexplores and not me? Who was that comment directed at?
Without giving us chance to answer, collegeboy continued, 'I heard there's a violent homeless man in there'
“We are used to all manner of violent, crazy, maniacal bastards, some wielding machetes’, I responded as nonchalantly as I could muster.
“Oh… can we join you?", said collegegirl with a small shriek, somehow guessing our intent was not eating fried pigeon-shit around a campfire while injecting A-Class drugs into our veins.<
This part absolutely sent me, I could not stop laughing at this event and the wordplay you used. Please let me know if you ever write a story book with that wording, I'll be your #1 fan. 10/10
🤣🤣 -thanks man. I try to make them interesting. It did happen, and they followed us in. I don't try to create this kind of wordplay, it just comes from my fingertips.