This is For Entertainment Purposes Only
I'll write something today, I can feel it. I got it all figured out, feel me? Both hands gently caress a familiar position. I massaged the A a little with my thumb, then the L with my other one. They both work, that's good. Last thing I need right now are broken thumbs.
The blank, illuminated canvas doesn't stand a chance. I'll line it with vowels and consonants and carets I said to myself and then stared at it intently for 20 minutes like a home pregnancy test.
Not sure how that photo ties in with whatever I'm about to say. Doesn't really resemble a home pregnancy test either. Helluva cover image though! Better than boiling water at least.
There's a couple things I won't get into.
Funny stuff, mostly, but some not so funny too like this pinched nerve in my back. Again. Happens a couple times a year. This one's brutal. Sharp pains down the back of both legs with every bodily function involving abdominals like cough, sneeze, fart, laugh, et cetera, and I can hardly lift my bad wheel off the ground right now so I'm tripping over everything when I walk and not the good kind.
First time a pinched nerve in my back effected my right arm. My elbow is in constant pain, strain type pain, not throbbing or sharp. The more I try to extend it, the more it hurts. I lost just about all the strength in my right hand, too, can't feel my index finger so I can't do basic tasks I'm regularly leaned on for like opening jars. The challenges associated to wiping your ass with your non-dexterous hand aren't pretty. I won't get into it.
Or I could go all puppy porn on you like.
But I didn't ask her permission.
Plus I think it's weird when pet owners put a gajillion photos of their pets on the internet. Last thing I want is a complete stranger who knows me by name that can identify my dog in a line-up of 1,000 dogs, could you imagine? No idea what lurks on the other side of this screen. Figured I'd say something now before someone does that shit with their real kids, could you imagine?!
Won't be talking about them, either, real kids. I don't have any which is plenty of reason not to but I don't know what is and what is not a real kid anymore. I'm inexperienced on the subject. Too young to drive a car but old enough to wear a g-string at the beach. Live at home in their 30's with a car payment three times the price of moms mortgage, they're fucked up. Won't be talking about them.
Or how I gauge a room and the people in it, everywhere I go. We don't have time for that for sure. Average attention span these days is shorter than a Prime Minster career in England.
Out of every 10 people, I think it's safe to assume one's completely fuckin nuts. Like shouldn't leave the house, nuts. Isn't enough medication in the world for them. 20, two shouldn't be in public. 30, three and so on. That brings us to nine.
One is you.
Make that eight.
Loose cannon, won't take much to explode. Her day's worse than yours; behind on mortgage, narcissistic husband's sleeping around, death in the family, hates her job, flat tire on the minivan all before lunch and now you're shoulder to shoulder at the Kerrygold freezer trying to avoid eye contact with a ballpoint pen wielding lady who hasn't been laid in six months.
Or seven.
Old white dude. He's by himself. Entitled, stands in the middle of the aisle under a maga hat on a swivel head because everyone's in his way. Only acknowledges other white dudes and ladies under 21. Creepy, cigarette breath smile. I instinctually go to I wonder what he looks at on the internet when no one's looking? Worse than anything I've looked at for sure and I've seen shit I'll never admit. Cheap enough to budget his wine to a box but lavish with monthly subscriptions to pay sites.
Definitely not writing about that guy. Him or single mom at five and six taking up two spots.
Regrets every decision she ever made dating back to Valentines Day cards in kindergarten. Two kids in a stroller, a third in the grocery cart child's seat and a fourth on the way. Dreams of becoming a country music star faded a week before high school graduation. A/C in the car doesn't work, laundry's piled on top of the washer at home and hasn't seen the inside of a restaurant since the oldest was born. To her surprise, they still don't stock cyanide at the corner store.
Four. One's either a paid advertisement for Hanes or needs a new belt. Pants down around his knees and tattoos on his face. That was easy. Three.
Has to be at least one cool one. Can't just survey 10 strangers and assume not a single one would return my wallet if I sat in public transport and it fell out of my pocket. Someone here buys the persons coffee behind them at Starbucks out of habit. Gotta be at least one.
Two more.
Coolest dude ever. Frat house monitor with a spray tan subscription like Netflix. Socks match the belt. Wealthy family, never broke a sweat in his life. When he walks in an established business, his presence is known, everyone works for him, not the business. Beer-pong champion two months straight at Steve's.
One more and I haven't got to the lady with PTSD yet. There's one of those everywhere you go. Or the psychopath. Out of every 10 people, you can count on at least one psychopath. And if not, then there's a sociopath in the room for sure.
I'd rather be in a room with a sociopath than a single dude who just buried his dog of 15 years.
Someone has a headache that won't go away.
Someone listens to the wrong voice.
Someone else is vegan.
Too many variables. I avoid systematically scanning my surroundings for sociopaths and exit doors by distancing myself from human interaction.
It's crazy out there. Mass shooters and tax collectors and AI, nofa king thanks! I'll stay right here.
Behind closed curtains with the lights out and doors triple dead-bolted. Three surveillance cameras outside and one inside connected to wifi send push notifications to my phone when a motion sensor's activated. Closest I'm getting is a peak out the same corner of the same window every couple minutes or retrieve a delivery from the front porch and that's it!
Sorry to hear about the pinched nerve. Those can be a real pain to deal with. No pun intended. Sometimes you can find stretches online that help ease the nerve from the joint or whatever. I used to get them in my next and I have a great stretch for that. Yours sounds lower back though.
What's goin on Leaky!
Believe it or not, I'm told it's a nerve beginning at C6 and C5. There's a couple hundred million or something like that but I guess that one shoots down the right index finger. Just so happens i fractured those two once back when I was a kid. It's just a guessing game ain't it? Seeing a couple different pros right now just waiting for the thing to release.
Dang I sound like a female dog!
Yeah pinched nerves are a fucker. They are weird too because like you said the nerves travel to all sorts of weird places. I thought I was having a heart attacked when I had mine because all the pain and numbness was in my left arm lol. Hopefully yours clears soon
Funny you say that. At one point, my wife was, "well, at least it's not your right arm." But I'm in pain, had no idea where she was going with that and she ends up explaining herself, left arm.. heart.. Cuz I popped off something irritable like wtf is that supposed to mean?!
Felt this big.
Bleak! So much bleakness on Hive today! I come to you for laughs, but here we have not much other than bleak. And a puppy. Bleak and a puppy bleak and a puppy. Yup, just another day on Hive.
Bummer about the pinched nerve which, I think, is in actual fact a real thing. Ouch! I sure hope that gets better soon!
At least you have a cute puppy, assuming it's yours. She's gonna be pretty pissed about those photos when she gets older.
None of the ten is a politician? Oh wait, the tanned guy is a politician.
Wait, what? Dammit if I didn't already enter comedy open mic! = }
Hello. Thanks for keeping an eye on me.
I kinda noticed the bleak you're talking about. But I'm just now seeing it all, today would've been a good day for funny. You're right. Pinched nerves fault. Fuckin thing. Hurts too much to laugh!
No bleak, coming up. That's Atlas. She's mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine.
German shepherd? She's beautiful. There's nothing like a puppy to call ones own! Having to walk her and care for her in your condition (not pregnant) must be hard. I'm a bit sick and the most I have done for my Hazel since Tuesday is to let her out in the back yard. Usually she, and I, take lovely long walks in the woods where she can run and explore, and I can pray she doesn't walk out onto any of the half frozen ponds lining the trail, or fall down a steep bank into the fast running river. This actually did happen once, and there she was, swimming in the frigid water. It didn't seem to bother her at all! But she did get right out, thank goodness.
Hazel is F'ing adorable.
I don't wanna be all female doggy but, yes, what you said. And she doesn't understand I can't do normal right now like walk.. reach.. et cetera. It's a little tough and she's only getting more energy by the day.
This some boooolsh...
Hazel. She's happy.
Sometimes you just gotta roll with the crazy, after all I'm the sanest man I know and that's gotta count for sumfink.
Otherwise best to let the cameras filter the doorbell, those Jehovah witnesses start getting persistent, and don't get me started on the kids at Starbucks these days.
Shitty to be handlin the old nerve issues, that one I understand well, maybe try some herbal remedies?
But thats just your friendly neighborhood redneck piping up, don't mind me. Hope the new home base is lookin as good as the pup.
Love and a cloud of smoke,
Me
Hick in France, my dude, thanks for finding me. I sent you this on discord and signal. Not sure you have either anymore.
Thanks!
I can't handle Starbucks. I call it Fiebucks. Everything in there is or was five bucks. And I'm a coffee junky.
Ain't she gorgeous? The Luckiest Guy I Know strikes again. Place is coming along nicely. That first cut is still the worst one so that's good.
Herbs. THC, yes, it's not working. So I keep trying. If you have other herb remedies for pinched nerves, dude I'm all eyes. Shit's killing me. Keeps me awake.
Don't be a stranger.
😊😁😎🤙
the puppy pics were the highlight for me! and those cookies look so good!
but oh man, does a pregnancy test really take 20 minutes? and I hope that's not some type of applicator for it.. (in the pic)
Whaddup chinito! Hey thanks for keeping up with me. These chats never suck. = }
That puppy doesn't have to do a got dang thing to look pretty and she knows it! Already, all prancin around like a rich kid.
I think they're only 5 or 10 minutes but when you're at that point it must be serious. Go 20 to be sure.
Much thanks man. Cheers.
😊😁😉😎🤙
Yo Bro, no single here and never had a dog anyhow... but maybe i'm a bit socio, but sure a lot psychopath. At least what my parents told me long ago. But that's a story for another day.
And for the pinched nerve may now use the little baggies you found in the UK some time ago?
It's cool. I only get what I want almost all the time anyway.
Are your parents the reason you're in witness protection?
But really, this pain is impressive. Just keep getting treatment and waiting for it to go away. Sucks. I'd be on the next plane if those bags helped cuz sure ain't anything helping over here.
Nerves are no joke.
Cheers.
My third lumbar vertebra is deformed (no that explains not a lot), so i can relate to pinched nerves a least. - runs off to get his hempy medication 😎
That's also why i told my parents to get off mine, which put me in witness protection. But i told you that's a story for another day. Yep, nerves are no joke...
I woke up again today hoping for results but my hand is still lame. Dude, it's crazy.
Can't zip up a sweater, put on shoes, hold a fork, wipe my..... fuckin shitty.
One thing i remember helping me at the worst times... Hamam! Sending you some warmth!
Ain't no got dang hamams in the US! We're too littered with hospitals and churches, you know, the real businesses that take up room to build healing baths.
Ha, you really are the luckiest guy you know... Bro! 😳
I only lie to those I love. No offense, we're just not there yet.
Hey that was an entertaining read and pretty spot on too lol. I am sorry your back is tweaking like that...I know it's painful and annoying as hell. I have a little girl pup too and she's not shy about showing off her hoohoo either lol
Nice! What kinda little girl you got? Aren't dogs the best? I haven't had one for a little more than 10 years. Lotta things had to be in place. Waited a long time for this. How rude, I'm just all bla bla dogs bla and didn't say Hi or thanks for hanging out or always a pleasure when you stop by or anything.
Heinz 57 lol...I don't even know what she's a mix of but I love her just the same. I had to have my dachshund put down a year ago and figured it had been long enough.
It's always a pleasure to pop in and see what folks are up to :) Your pup is so cute..is she a shepherd?
Yes, GSD, she's from Prague. It's been a little more than 10 years for me, I totally envy your 1 year.
Well, Hazel is adorable. Rub'er ears for me. iHeart rescue, purebred, mixed, unsocialized, lap dogs, etc all the same.
That's why, in your case, you should rather adopt a truly unruly misfit cat as a pet instead of a little spoiled puppy. Given that you cannot surprise unruly cats so easily taking porn photos of them without them noticing. And therefore you could sleep more peacefully being sure that no one was going to identify you because of him. };)
You see? ...an unruly misfit cat is your best and ideal pet! ;o)
I want you to see how that looked on my screen.
So I'm reading all about cats and can see below all the German Shepherds. Reading, cats, reading, cats. Scroll a little further and there's that cat. The timing couldn't have been better.
Yes indeed. Scrolling further always is key for new discoveries. ;o)
Take care of yourself brother and I hope you get better soon from your ailments.
Thank you. Me and you both dude, it's nuts right now. A good friend of mine, Chris, lost his right arm in a bad accident.
I can hardly use my hand. Can't bend my finger, I look at it and want it to do things but it doesn't do it. Nothing is normal right now, can't even zip up a sweater.
I keep telling myself what Chris would do if for even the return of just 10% of his arm.
Yeah, mate, unfortunately these neuralgic problems that usually arise from a compressed or pressed nerve in the spinal column, generally tend to spread throughout the body and reflect in the most unsuspected places where they bother and incapacitate the most.
I just hope that for now these temporary annoyances at least allow you to zip up and down the fly of your pants so you can pee without difficulty. And I would recommend that for now you do not use zippered sweaters but only t-shirts and drawstring hodies only. Hehehe
All in jest, nothing serious. You already know me. But truly and with all my heart I wish you find relief to your condition and get better as soon as possible. A big hug and much encouragement.
Cheers!! :)
You're the best man, thanks. A new day, still the same, such a weird time. Each day I wake up like todays the day and, with each day, it wasn't the day.
No way dude, jeans are out of the question right now. Rockin sweats mhmm... no zippers!
Laugh tf Out Loud.
Abso-Fu#&$@#-Lootly.!!!
You had me @ "Unruly Misfit Cat"!!!
Somebody we both know here once called me... "A Cat lady in a Mansuit"
Lmaoooo @por500bolos
"Unruly Misfit Cat" LOVE IT.!!
Hahahaha, well I hope that now you are not going to get this out of hand wearing too fancy cat's coats from now on and allowing people can identify you anyway despite the best efforts to avoid it from your unruly misfit pet.
Our mutual friend @dandays would look good in that. I also told him he needs a badass cat to rule over him like I have.
But worshipping a puppy dog is his choice. And I can see why. What an awesome creature Atlas is. 👀
Who, meeee????
He's a truck driver. His idea of fancy is running water, we're good.
Wow... That was fucking rude.
Tell us how you really feel.
I didn't know calling you a truck driver was a sensitive subject.
Someday I will even have indoor plumbing...
If I can figure out how to use a shovel on these damn dirt floors...
SMFH
Do I know you??? Show me your puppy porn for proper identification…
Too funny dude!! Too frikken funny!!!
Whaddup! Yeah, you know me, remember? I'm that one virtual stranger guy on your WhatsApp.
Much thanks my man. And thanks for the reblog. More you know what in 3.. 2..
Mama Splatts and the kids have been hounding my about getting a new dog since the passing of Sweet Sadie. I’m just not ready yet but maybe rescuing a dog from the shelter is what we should do.
You're a Daisy if'ya do.
Some of them are on a clock. All they need is a good home. You could even foster, we did that for quite awhile.
Go get the old one in the corner dude. It's not as timid as you think, just really freaked out right now cuz the owner got bored cuz the poor thing's kinda done fetching and stuff.
Then the little yiper who won't stfu. Just needs attention. They'll balance the whole house out, not just each other. You'll be twice as happy. = }
How many Valentine's cards are being glared at.
😂
So many. Just round the corner to.
A gallon sized ziplock bag full of'em, thing barely zips. Not that I could zip it right now with my bastard handicap hand or anything. Can't zip up a sweater or put on shoes. Fuckin sucks.
Whaddup dude. Check you out.. in my comment section.. you ok? Who are you and what have you done with Junior?
Come see us.
Never been OK. That's part of the program.
if there ain't nothing fix, there ain't nothing to do.
Gotta have something to do.
Hope that hand gets better. I've been without the use of my primary hand 3 times so far. It'll work out, or not that's been my experience with the beast.
Sounds like fun, I'm sure we'll visit before too long goes by.
But yeah I'm Good.
Just finally found the simple not complex password again.
Laugh tf Out Loud. Worse than a one-handed painter without it.
LOL
Shit, my job is fixing people with pain like yours, too bad I can't help. Have you gotten any bodywork for it? Not fluffy oily massages in dark rooms with music that holds one note for seven minutes while waves crash in the background, but actual deep tissue or structural/postural treatments for pain resolution? Or PT? I'm sure you have but sometimes people don't think it works or blame themselves for their pain so I like to remind them that the healing powers of professional and therapeutic touch are a thing.
Pretty sure maga guy wouldn't believe me and likes his "massages" extra oily. Gross. Kick him the nuts for me. If he has any. You can just assume. Don't have to check.
Once someone in the neighborhood recognized "the crow lady" from the internet. How? "Hey, is that Pilot?" Yeah, it can be a little creepy. Luckily that person wasn't.
And multiple-baby mamas always deserve extra pity. No such thing as any kind of life for them. Really glad I'm not in that club. Sad sad sad. And she tells herself she's not allowed to feel regret because she loves her kids.
Nice piece. And nice puppy porn. That belly... slap slap slap ASMR.
Well that comment didn't suck. What's up Corvidae?
I would probably completely flip out if a stranger like that identified the dog. "Is that pilot?" Just typing it gives me chills.
I've gone to two massage therapists now. The real kind, not the quick kind. Second dude is actually real knowledgeable, saw him Wednesday. I set a couple more appointments.
I'm miserable. My right hand is pretty much useless without a thumb or index. Can't do anything with it like zip up a sweater or put on my own shoes. Miserable.
PT, yes. Chiropractor, yes. But both require health insurance or the tabs are spendy and mine doesn't kick back in until March 1. I SO with you were nearby, we'd move you in. For now just massages but I desperately need to get all three going and get this damn ring to release.
I'm stretching, heat pad, knowing my limitations, massages.... not working.
You should see how many of them maga dudes live in Costa Rica. Fuckin gross. And you see them occasionally at breakfast with their date before it's time for the date to go home. Ages there don't matter. Maga hat guy knows it. Tiny little kid at the table with like 3 or 4 old ass white dudes.
We had to leave the whole country.
Imagine a super gay dude tossing a handful of peanuts to nearby crows and then shouting from across the street in a very demure and sweet voice "Oh my god, is that Pilot?" That's the perfect scenario for non-creepiness, and fortunately how it happened.
Your discomfort intrigues me!! That doesn't mean I'm glad you're in pain by any means. It's just the kind of stuff I like to work with. Some gentle strengthening is probably in order once the tight stuff is released. Your massage guy sounds like he would know what needs to get stronger to stabilized your posture so that nerves stop getting crushed. I will say though that a majority of this kind of problem comes from the slouch we all do at desks and on phones, driving, so on. We're not doing anything wrong, we just have a culture that revolves around devices and such that perpetuate slouchiness. Usually at the very basic level it involves releasing pecs, SCMs, scalenes and suboccipitals, and strengthening rhomboids, mid to low traps, and paraspinals. In a nutshell. Of course each body is unique and that's where your massage therapist or pt or chiro come in.
Can you tell I'm really into this shit? Hope it's helpful and not annoying.
I guess it's a good thing I don't have any plans to go to Costa Rica. Actually almost would have been there about right now if not for some financial stuff and the retreat getting canceled and not wanting to go anywhere without Pilot anyway so fuck that and fuck those pervs. Seriously. Why do some dudes need to be with super young chicks??? They trying to get their childhood back or what?
I've seen these puppies before. You been whoring then out on all the platforms!
Isn't it rough when you have done kind of injury/pain and have to wipe with the other hand? That struggle is real.
You've been there? Or, here? No, I mean there. I can't get used to this opposite hand shit. Miserable.
Here, you have to have all the medical coverages before you can receive physical therapy or chiropractic treatment. Out of pocket prices for either are unreal so I've just been doing massage therapy. My point is it's not working and my medical doesn't kick in til March 1! Gonna be rough if this thing doesn't loosen up before that. Then thoughts get all dark wondering if you'll ever be back to Mornal.
Time to take this show to the Spanish sites señor, adios!
Arrgh, I hate that feeling where you don't see it ending.
Paying for shit is whack but has to be done over there. I would be bankrupt if I had to pay for my ailments!
Adios dudeski! (See multiple language winning!)
Dude, never been more happy to read bout your pinched nerve. Sorry for you though, get well soon but gosh, I don't feel alone anymore.
Multiple pinched nerves, bruises, sprained legs etc last year. Crash with the bike on black ice helped with the pinched shoulder nerve I drove around for months. That was fun I can tell you, I have a hardtail 😂.
I choose my left side btw, Germans need their right one, couldn't spread out the arm until lately. Now as soon as I lift my arm above the head I immediately feel shit. Nothing but a trillbillion ants. Makes putting wallpaper on the walls fun I can tell you.
I've had pinched nerves here and there. This one's special. You should be fucking elated! So much so, prior to this one, I don't think I could've physically understood everything you said. Read that like oh she gets it.
Sorry (Weak, it's the best I got on short notice) you're going through it, too.
Nerves that begin at the top of my skull are effecting the back of my hips and my right arm from the elbow down. Miserable.
Thumbs are the only way I can type right now. Really. I can't feel my index finger or control it or anything and my thumb is so weak I can't zip my own zippers. Put on shoes. I can't feel it which causes me to constantly put pressure on it like a reminder it's still there or something, I don't know, but when I do it hurts my elbow so bad.
SOS
I feel you! See the scar? Right elbow. Had a car accident and walked on crutches for a long time. Then I had the same symptoms you describe with my hand. Went to several doctors, 3 send me away saying I'm faking. Great! Made it to one and she send me to a neurologist who checked the nerves and lo and behold my nervus medianus and ulnaris were close to death. I couldn't grab anything at that point in time. Had an emergency surgery to save the nerves.
Lame. Doctors do that with Pura sometimes too. Frustrating. I hate having to speak up in the room. Often times it's like they diagnose her before they see her.
I'm bookmarking your comment. Gonna take it to the doc if between massage, chiro and physical therapy when coverage kicks in next month doesn't loosen it up.
I'll let you know if they think you're a psychopath.
= }
You might wanna watch out putting pressure on it though. In my case, the nerves were squeezed for too long and there was a swelling in the canal, which then permanently pressed on it. Only noticed when the symptoms came. The canal was opened so that the nerves had room again. But by then it was relatively urgent. Good luck and watch out for yourself...and Pura. ✌️
This was very dark my man...
Are you ok?
They changed your meds didn't they? Even the puppy paid the price for that "Big Pharma" tweek.
Sounds like all ten scanned people paid the price. Everyone but BP.
Are you on scrip narcs ?
Pfizer and the other cartels are makin' fat stacks and never pay..!
Now that I have pointed out your obvious slip into the crazy abyss of darkness. I may even pay a price..?
SIKE..!
I am down here in the abyss waiting on ya bro.
12 cams. 5 with sound, motion alarms, and push notes. 2 on a payed sub to ADT. That is not counting the 4 more on the Prime Mover. They only record when I am on the road.
(i.e.)...
src
The cams are watching... But not in the bathrooms where the real shit goes down.
You know my story. Open book here. My Cats all over the internet. (Guilty as Charged)
Crazy is in my name. There are so many of us dysfunctionals that the normies are now the weirdos. Come to think of it. Your a weirdo too...
I like that about you.
If there was an award for comment champ, you'd be.... Well, a spectator, of course. = }
What in the hell is up! Each time I get into your comments I'm responding in my head as I read but by the time I get down here, the response part, I forgot where I was.
Wtf do you mean weird⁉️
Ever hear anything about how people who think everything's a joke actually survived a lot of trauma and subsequently learned how to believe everything's funny? Am I making this up? I'm the only one who's heard of it, ain't I? Shit. I should delete this paragraph.
But, really.
Weird.
If you read that last paragraph again. Slowly this time. With the good eye that is not twitching from the pain. You will realize. I called you normal..
First off check out DMSO for your nerve/back pain.
The middle of this post, for me, sounded like someone was playing MSNBC in the background while you tried to sleep with extreme pain. I see more of a weird multi generational blending coming to ahead. The gen xers are in their retirement phase, millennials are starting their mid life crisis and the gen Ys are being given the keys to the lambo without really learning what a lambo is much less how to fill it up with free energy. Too busy waiting for the government to start the car and drive it for them.
In my observations and bat Sh!t crazy opinion, about 7 out of 10 people are sociopaths and 1 out 10 are psychopathic, leaving 2 out of 10 wishing they had a underground bunker...
Puppy looks happy and healthy! Loving that lil guie!
Dang dude, you said that so well I'm tempted to verify authenticity.
Wink. Whaddup! Much thanks for the continued support. Nailed the generations.
Thanks more than this for the supplement info. I'm on it. I'm open to anything right now. I'm miserable.
About the middle. I have another piece completed and a couple more in the works and they all have a noose, dark, hardly any humor background. I read'em like, what the hell?? That's why I haven't released the other one. Tough to write happy, happy, funny, lol when you're in this much pain I guess.
Damn I sound like a female dog!
https://yummy.doctor/video-list/amandha-vollmer-natures-medicine-dmso/
Dmso is interesting.
You had me at yummy.
!hivebits
!PIZZA
!LOLZ
!BBH
!CTP
!ENGAGE 100
!LUV
!BEER
@eii much thanks. Enjoy your weekend.
I gifted $PIZZA slices here:
@eii(2/5) tipped @dandays (x1)
Please vote for pizza.witness!
I'm bemused and perplexed. Why were half of my friends and family in your local supermarket? Especially the young lady living at home with car payments bigger than her mum's mortgage. Her name is Kate by the way, please say hello next time!
Sorry to hear about your back, I know you're both having a rough few years health wise so nothing but my love and best wishes in your direction. Sun, sand and sea are great for many health problems as is laughter when you try the pink helmet ( literally not a cheap pun) on for size.
Get that book finished please and have a beautiful weekend :-)
Anyone told you today you're too cool? Nah, I'm not going to or anything, just wondering if someone said anything.
I was doing so good. Had a schedule and everything. Play with the dog at this time, that time, that time and other times but when Pura's home, I easily set aside a 1/2 hour. When she's gone it's a little tougher with the puppy but I'd still manage to set aside a 1/2 hour.
Well, that 1/2 almost always turns to a whole hour so I was getting several hours a week in toward the novel. I had a couple days there where the story got exciting and I'd lose two hours type type typing. Nathen.. now my hand is lame. Dang man. Can't do shit!
Appreciate the well wishes sir, thank you. Woke up today hoping for changes but it's still lame. This too shall pass. I wish you and yours the same dude, all the best, I dig the heck out of this virtual relationship. Enjoy your weekend.
Ambidextrous ass abilities are an adult requirement sadly. Kept that alliteration going longer than I thought, booya bitches! I’m coming for you blackalicious! It’s tough when the arm is gimped up like that because you try to wipe your ass and then it screws up and you have to send in reinforcements. Not a good day for sure.
Hope your back gets better man! No bueno for sure. Get yourself a nice acupressure pad to help with those challenges! My wife swears by hers lol
Brother, badass bouncing brag bombs because basically bombs bolster bla bla but better bargain BIG bold B-words before Blackalicious barks back...
That was fun.
Whaddup! Miserable is I—guilty. It's torture dude. Each morning I wake up whether on my own accord or the puppy wants out and, each morning, first thing I do is try to move my finger. I still can't. My hand is running at 50% max right now. Super weak. Can't hold a 40lb dumbbell. I've dropped my coffee cup like three times now I think. Can't even cut a fuckin pancake with the thing.
My good friend Chris lost his right arm at the shoulder about 3 years ago. I remind myself numerous times a day what Chris would do for even 10% of his arm back.
Thanks mang.