NEWSPAPER BROFUND | ISSUE 4 | 2023

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NEWSPAPER BROFUND | ISSUE 4 | 2023


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BRO & LEGION NEWS

Djeez man, another week has passed and it's time to throw a new newspaper online again. Sometimes I wonder if we can ever work hard enough in a week to actually bring news every week. But there is also a bit of news to bring this week.

And that is that a new project will be released soon with which Brofund has officially entered into a partnership. I can't say much about this at the moment, although I have been whispered that the team of Hivebuilder and SPInvest are also involved in this.

In the words of @raymondspeaks, "It's perfect for Legion". So keep your eyes peeled and be prepared for an announcement soon!

HIVE RELATED NEWS

And now, of course, you expect me to write about the new project that's coming up? Unfortunately... I have to disappoint you now. Rest assured, it will come soon enough. But in order to write about a project ... that project will have to be launched first. Logical right?

So what do we have for news in relation to hive?

We all know that @good-karma is always busy developing @ecency. And that he does a good job with it, that is clear. Ecency is easy to use, Ecency does everything, has a clear interface ... and now also a new market that is inspired by Binance's layout. Oh la la, trading Hive and HBD has never been easier!

If you are also interested in this, please take the opportunity to test this! There is a link in the blog post where you can do this, but don't forget to leave your comments on the blog!

HIVE FUN QUESTION

Ready to move on to the next part of our short newspaper this week? First we're going to check our Hive Fun Question from last week.


What do you want to achieve and what are your dreams? And what do you need to achieve that?


We had an excellent answer on our question to this question! The answer that wins the 20 Hive came this week from none other than @successchar. Congrats!

We had more great answers and we appreciate everyone for taking part in our little fun hive question! Hopefully this week will be just as great. Are you ready for the new question?

The question I'm asking you this week is as follows:

What does wealth consist of for you?


Since you guys seem more interested in financial related questions, I keep it at that for now, it's up to you if that will be changed again. If you're reading this for the first time, by just answering the question in the comments below you have a chance to win 20 Hive. If you're reading this every week ... well, you know the drill!

The answer that attracts us most wins the 20 Hive.
Go get'm!


GOSSIP

  • It was a dramatic week in the mancave, as @themarkymark declared his disdain for Hollywood. Unfortunately for his Hive Blockchain fans, this means that the rumors of Marky's foray into the Hollywood scene were just that - rumors.

    Some of Marky's fans were undoubtedly disappointed by the news, especially those who were holding out hope for a Hive Punk movie to become a reality. But fear not, fellow Hive dwellers - Marky may not be heading to Hollywood, but he's still here on the Hive Blockchain, making his presence known in the daily conversations in The Mancave.

    While some may see this as a small consolation, we can still look forward to Marky's witty remarks and entertaining interactions on the Hive Blockchain. Who needs Hollywood when we have The Mancave? Let's just hope that Marky's disappointment with Hollywood won't lead to any more seismic shifts in The Mancave!

  • The @cinetv tribe made a sneaky, SOFT launch of their shiny new frontend this week, hoping to avoid any fanfare or attention. But it seems their plans were foiled by the forgetful @raymondspeaks, who completely forgot it was meant to be a soft launch.

    You see, @raymondspeaks has a tendency to forget important details and facts, and this latest episode was no exception. Despite being reminded several times that the launch was supposed to be a secret, it took him less than five minutes to forget and start spreading the word.

    As a result, the @cinetv tribe is now trying to contain the situation. But they also wonder how they can help @raymondspeaks improve his memory so he doesn't make the same mistake again.

    Some have suggested that @raymondspeaks try mnemonics such as creating acronyms or rhymes to help remember important information. Others have recommended meditation, yoga, or exercise to improve his brain function.

    Whichever method they choose, the @cinetv tribe is determined to help @raymondspeaks train his memory and avoid even more embarrassing forgetfulness. After all, it's important for everyone to remember the little details, especially when it comes to important things like a soft-launch.

  • In a shocking turn of events, it has become clear that the mysterious figure known only as the "@enforcer48" has brought happiness and joy to none other than @trumpman.

    Yes, you read that right. The Enforcer48, previously known for terrifying and intimidating those who dared to thwart it, has apparently taken a softer approach.

    In a message sent late last night, the Enforcer48 had "made Trumpman completely happy" by designing a new logo for him.

    “For too long I have been told to hide my feelings,” Enforcer48 acknowledged. "But I'm done denying what's in my heart. I'm happy and I'm proud to show it."

    Trumpman was very happy and showed his gratitude. There are those who believe this newfound happiness is nothing more than a publicity stunt, but those close to the Enforcer48 and Trumpman say the logo is a symbol of the newfound self-acceptance and love for both.

    Only time will tell if the Enforcer48 impact on Trumpman will last, but for now, it looks like they've both finally found a little peace in a world that's been harsh so many times. Who knew that all it took to make Trumpman happy was a little bit of design work?"

  • And how about a proud Irish baker expressing his love for Asian street food and his distaste for the bland and over-processed street food commonly found in the Western world.

    Yes, you read that right. The Irish baker, @silverstackeruk, who has built up a huge following for his delectable pastries and artisan breads, has now proclaimed his love for the simple yet delicious street food found on the bustling streets of Asia.

    In a recent Discord post, SilverstackerUK expressed its desire for "good, honest Asian street food" such as sticky rice and pork, complaining that the West's street food is nothing but "over-processed rubbish".

    He openly wonders "Where have all the good flavors gone? Why should we settle for this fake and tasteless food?"

    We await bakers and foodies around the world to emerge to point out to SilverstackerUK that it has built a reputation for presenting good and intricate products, often at the expense of more humble and traditional foods.

    But despite the criticism, SilverstackerUK remains steadfast in its love of Asian street food, insisting that it is the only thing that can truly satisfy its cravings.

    So it looks like SilverstackerUK's love affair with artisan baked goods is finally coming to an end as he sets his sights on the simple and delicious street food of Asia. Who would have thought that a man who once boasted about his $100 croissants would now be pining for a $1 street food vendor?

  • And this week again, we're going to talk about @melbourneswest! Our king of starting projects without ever finishing them! He's always got a new project in the works, and his latest venture is focused on men's mental health. But wait a minute, how does this project align with @melbourneswest's own mental health?

    It seems that @melbourneswest has a knack for starting projects, but when it comes to following through and finishing them, well, let's just say that he falls short. He's like a one-man band of unfinished business, with a long list of abandoned projects in his wake.

    So now, @melbourneswest is taking on the noble cause of men's mental health. But with his own track record of starting projects and not finishing them, one has to wonder how he plans to help others when he can't seem to help himself.

    Perhaps @melbourneswest should take a step back and assess his own mental health before embarking on this latest project. After all, how can he provide support to others when he's still struggling with his own demons?

    In the end, the irony of @melbourneswest starting a project on men's mental health while neglecting his own is not lost on us. We can only hope that he takes the time to follow the tips he gives to the whole world in his blog. Good luck Mel! Go get'm!


CRYPTO NEWS

Of course there is a lot more news regarding the crypto world. Every week I will highlight some interesting news for you.

I hope you enjoyed this issue of the Brofund Newspaper.

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As always I wish everyone a great week and see you again next week.



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Hello! I'm looking for BroFUND issue 5. I think? It jumps from 4 to 6.... although I'm only human and always stand to be corrected so...

Lemme check again. I found what I was looking for yesterday

Brb

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I don’t recall ever intimidating or terrorising anyone.

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Bang, I did it again... I just rehived your post!
Week 140 of my contest just started...you can now check the winners of the previous week!
!BEER
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Lmao, who said I don't finish projects? Skippy is up and running and cross chain. I have many many other projects that are up and running also.

Men's health project launched in 2020 and was on hold due to 3 years of Melbourne's lockdowns. I guess the short term memory thing is applied to the Mancave as a whole 🤣🤣🤣 Trumpmans new logo is pretty neat, it fits the cave well just like a 70s mirror disco ball vibe kinda thing.

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hahahaha re: @raymondspeaks and his memory loss. I'm not sure it's memory loss maybe just a bit of over enthusiasm?

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Very nice and professionally produced! I have come to look forward to this Sunday post!

Keep up the great work!

🐉 👍 🙂 👍 🐉

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Thanks for mentioning Ecency's upcoming Advance Trading feature! I think 2023 will hold a lot more development from Ecency!

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Funny guy :)

Love a good rag (mag).

Have a great day, Bro. 👍

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First, I like to say Thank you very much!! @brofund for choosing my answer to the last question (What do you want to achieve and what are your dreams? And what do you need to achieve that? as the best response.

What does wealth consist of for you?

Wow! This is a very personal topic as this can be very different from person to person.
I took a minute to look up exactly what wealth is. I found a few definitions (all similar), but this is the one I like the most.

Wealth measures the value of all the assets of worth owned by a person, community, company, or country. Wealth is determined by taking the total market value of all physical and intangible assets owned, then subtracting all debts. Essentially, wealth is the accumulation of scarce resources.
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/w/wealth.asp

I like to say that I am the ‘richest’ person in the world as I have a home & a wonderful husband of 13 years that I love very much & believe that the feeling is mutual from him. But this doesn’t constitute wealth, does it.
So, for me to be wealthy I need what most of us need, ‘Lots of Money’. Wealth to me would be for my husband & I both to have no debt, own our home right out and maybe a couple of houses in a couple of other states for when we visit family & friends. We also would need to always have at least $500,000 on hand. This is so that we may pay for everything right out, anything we want when we need/want to. Never having to worry about how much something cost. In addition to our houses, we need a few cars (mine, his, & ours).
As you can see my wealth holds a lot of material items but they’re much needed material items, but of course money is needed to maintain & keep these things as well as to acquire other things of interest, those needed to survive & those needed just to enjoy life.
My wealth would also allow the ability to take several vacations a year, & a number of investments (of course this includes Hive), that keep accruing more money so that when we use some of the $500,000 it instantly replaces or even adds to it, so it’s like we never even touched the $500,000.

!CTP
!PIZZA
!LUV

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It was fun to read :D ...especially the cars lol his mine and ours , because cars are cool and so necessary :)
Also 500k in cash is fun too but like you said , better to have a revenu from its placement and the flow never stops , cash goes way too fast :D .

I hope you will have all those and much fun 🌹

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Thanks! It's nice to dream, but it would be totally awesome for it to come true.

!CTP

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100% agree and high goals is great

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What does wealth consist of for you?

Richness for me is having the freedom to spend time with the people I love, having "the time" to go wherever I want, to enjoy my family, to be able to help people.

When you talk about wealth, people usually think only of finances and forget that financial wealth brings you the wealth of time and that is priceless, because we all have 24 hours a day, and sometimes we leave something to be desired with people/ family, for having a lot of accumulated work and constant pressure.
Money doesn't bring happiness, but the lack of it will certainly unfortunately bring you sadness.

Thank you.

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We all agree on those points , money is great but also time and connections and health :)

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What does wealth consist of for you?

Wealth in terms of material possessions , consists of owning enough to not feel any stress concerning money .
Not worried to have a job or not , enjoying a job we love , ( which, lets be honest, not many people do )
Also enjoying more vacations and higher life standard .
With that , come along the pleasure of connections with people we enjoy and good mental and physical health .
Many people making money have lost their way to health or true connections , this is why all these points must come together .

Thank you for reading 🌹

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What does wealth consist of for you?

I'd have to say that wealth is having everything I need to be happy. That means health, genuine connections, enough to eat, and a comfortable place to live. Isn't anything above that just extra???

We can't base how much money is enough based on what's in a bank account or wallet. What would be enough for a year's rent and food money for several months in one place might not last a week in another.

In the words of @raymondspeaks, "It's perfect for Legion".

Then it's perfect indeed :) ...

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