Dcity Mega Give Away

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Anyone new playing dcity these days or is it still the same old people? Oh well, my city has been staying mostly idle, farming sim and of course extra tech cards that I have no use for and am too lazy to place on the market for sale.

Which means one lucky bastard of you gets to win all the extra tech cards I have mined since my last give away a couple months ago. This time the prizes include the following shit:

1 x Police Equipment

2 x Drone Technology

1 x Neural Network

3 x Better Documentation Practices

1 x Open source

1 x Free education

2 x basic AutoNation

2 x fully automated brewery

1 x AI technology

1 x Hive mining

2 x Gmo farming

2 x echo energy

3 x Cold fusion

6 x basic accounting

3 x printers upgrade

Whatever extra tech I receive till this post pays out

Not bad right? There's even a hive mining tech 🥳

As always, the rules are simple and straight forward. All you need to do is leave me a comment and try to make me laugh.

The one that makes me laugh the most takes everything. That's it.

The contest will be open for 7 days until this post pays out. Winner will be announced in a new post.

P.S: I thinking of selling my city for hive too as I have lost my interest in the game a long time ago. Feel free to visit it and if you have an offer, shoot me a dm on discord or leave a comment here.

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!MEME funny kitty

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Bang, I did it again... I just rehived your post!
Week 140 of my contest just started...you can now check the winners of the previous week!
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That's the hardest part "Making You Laugh" 🌚 7 days are enough. Hehe!

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotapus

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Let's make my AI work for me.

!LOLZ

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Geez everyone getting so lazy these days 😂

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A guy in a plane stood up & shouted: “HIJACK!”
All passengers got scared
From the other end of the plane, a guy shouted back “HI JOHN”.

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I'd take you up on your offer, but I am in the same situation. I haven't played since 3rd edition hit. I have a fuck ton of these upgrade techs and things. I see I was awarded some every time I look at blockchain explorer, but I can't be bothered to go into dcity and figure out what to do with them. Ah...I'll get around to it someday.

So no need to aware me any. But here's a corny knock knock joke my boy told me the other day.

"Knock knock"
"Who's there"
"Banana"
"Banana who"
"Knock knock"
"Who's there"
"Banana"
"Banana who"
"Knock knock"
"Who's there"
"Orange"
"Orange who"
"Aren't you glad I didn't say banana?" (saying "aren't" to sound like the beginning of "orange")

haha yeah it's goofy, but fairly impressive for a ten year old at a Japanese school. No idea where he would have heard an English dad joke like that.

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I bailed years ago when you lost the election, will you be running for president again anytime soon?

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Why did Snoop Dog put up an umbrella?

It's for the drizzle.

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What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Hold on to your nuts, this ain’t no ordinary blow job.

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Give it to me baby, a-ha, a-ha 😁😆😂
You reminded me of my DCity dreams of transforming it into a Metropola, but the painful taxes demoralized my citizens and me. Maybe I will revisit it and do some cleaning.

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does the D in Dcity stand for dick or degenerate ? either way it would explain some things :P

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A little girl, and a little boy were taking a bath together for the first time, and each were playing with their bath toys. The little girl looked at the boys penis and asked him what it was. He said I don’t know and continued playing with his toy. She said what’s it for and he said I don’t know and continued playing. She asked him : can I touch it? And he said : Heck no you broke yours off already.

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so good to have this back my friend! a pity my city is still pretty shitty and the same since your last post. If there are any advice, more than happy to take it to save my shit city! haha.thanks @trumpman

meanwhile, count me in
@rayius

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