The Comedy Open Mic Weekly Showcase

about 1 year ago

Greetings

This is our weekly showcase where we highlight posts in this community shared here in the last seven days. These are the posts that have impressed us at COM the most.

Now, let's get into this week's showcase.

@cheeamaka - HELLO FEBRUARY!

But then, and importantly...
After all of the detty December and following madness of January, we survived. Wasn't easy. The coping mechanisms on my end were drastic and even Funny for those who made sure their December decembered.
Want to know some of them? I'll share.

What did you do to go through January, the hardest month of the year? You'll find some of them in this COM post if you've forgotten although it should be difficult to forget such.

https://peakd.com/hive-164166/@cheeamaka/hello-february

@hazmat - FEBRUARY - SURVIVING THE MONTH OF LOVE

It's a few days to valentine and I've been getting messages from some of my female friends who like me are single. I like to think it's because I'm interesting to be around, handsome and good-looking 😁 (I dare you to say anything contrary to that) and not simply because valentine is soon here.

Someone has got to tell him the truth, don't you think? But this might led to something else so maybe we wait to know what he gets as orders from those calling him now.

https://peakd.com/hive-164166/@hazmat/february-surviving-the-month-of-love

@emreal - The Dangers Of Night Wishes

When I started love newly I had to learn how to sleep early because I don't want any second to pass by without being with my girlfriend. If you have not been there before you won't understand what am about to say now.
please kindly excuse those with beards this one is for them, ladies and gentlemen, I only called you here to update you that love is only called love when it's within the first week. The rest is nonsense

Did the last part got you too? Wondering what those who are married for over 50 years are still doing together when only their first week together was love, don't you wonder too?

https://peakd.com/hive-164166/@emreal/the-dangers-of-night-wishes

@protokkol - Courtship with my landlords chicken

I started courting this chicken telling her sweet sweet words while i was moving close to her and trying to reach some eggs under her.
Look at you beautiful like flower, do you know you are the most beautiful chicken in this yard? Fine feathers, sexy eyes awwn, turn around let me see you, wow such a beauty, you are even finer than my landlord. I knew she was blushing already because girls do tell me that i turn them on with my sweet words.

Did he actually make stealing seem like a thing about a guy and a lady starting out for a future together? What an advancement!

https://peakd.com/hive-164166/@protokkol/courtship-with-my-landlords-chicken

@ovey10 - Things I will never do for Love

I became more curious so I asked him if He is dating the girl or something because the huge sacrifices to me was too much of a casual stuff to do by a Bro who is not into a relationship with her. I don't know if I acted silly but I burst out into laughter when this dude told me he was only doing it and no string attached at the moment but he is hoping things work out good for him and her someday.

Our lead character in this story definitely needs to read the guide provided by @kingsleyy because he must think karma will favour his plans.

https://peakd.com/hive-164166/@ovey10/things-i-will-never-do-for-love

@kingsleyy - Karma in Relationships

Even though Karma is your next-door neighbor and you treat 'him' very well, he'll never come to your rescue in this kind of situation. Treating every girl that comes your way right is not a guarantee for good things to happen to you, nor is it a guarantee that your new or next relationship will pass through the road leading to marriage🥱.
If the next girl is still not the one, she will still chop you more than the previous girl, and nothing will happen.

An open attack to ladies, and sadly or fortunately for them, karma is on their side. Could karma be a female?

https://peakd.com/hive-164166/@kingsleyy/karma-in-relationships

These are this week's showcase posts. They are funny, well-written, and outright amazing. Make sure to check them out.