A crime scene i witnessed that got stucked to my brain
The hive learners prompt of the day reminds me of what happen long long time ago, when i visited my sister in one part of Lagos state, i was still in secondary school at that time and we were on holiday and i just decided to spend 2 weeks out of the weeks we were given with her and her new family[ husband and kid].
I actually enjoyed my stay at her place. i ate like a glutton because there was more than enough to eat and it was just me and her, the husband only comes home during the weekend because he works in eko hotel and her child is just four months old so no one to drag food with me, i am the one that prepare the food and also the one that eat the largest portion of it...
Every weekend, the husband comes home with lot of food, vegetable soup, cooked pepper with chicken, semo and sometimes even fried and jollof rice, though the rice is not all the time but you see that soup and chicken, he brings that in abundant and even he was happy i am around because there is no one to help them finish it and most time they had to give it out to neighbours or call relatives near by to come and collect out of it, but with the arrival of jagaban, burl the eater, no more food wastage and within few days of my stay with them, my cheeks were already coming out and my flesh was glowing, hmmm good life!
As at that time, i was living my dreams eating more than 5 times in a day, eating good food that rich people pay 30 to 50 k to eat in eko hotel suite lol but there is a problem!
There is one big problem they have in their community and it is caused by thieves, a week can not pass by without thieves coming like twice or thrice to rob people of their money, it would have been better if it was just to take money but they end up beating the innocent people too..
When i heard this from my sister, mehn i was a bit scared because i have never witness a crime scene in my life nor have i been a victim of those armed robbers so i don't really know much but i have heard stories of their brutality and how they can wreck people...
It finally happened one night, they robbed the house beside my sister's house but guess what? i didn't know because i was fast asleep having a beautiful dream and it was in the morning my sister was asking me if i hear the sounds of our neighbours while they were being robbed, i was like thieves rob overnight? mehn even though i didn't hear the shout and every every, i was scared and hope they won't visit my sister place till i leave there...
Glady they never did till i left! what were you expecting? that the thieves came, jumped the fence, break the door and rob my sister and her husband of their valuables then flogged me? tah! it didn't happen but after i left there, i witness a crime scene months after in my area...
On that fateful day, i was coming back from school in the afternoon when i see a crowd gathered in a particular house in our estate and as a curious person and being familiar with the people there, i moved nearer to check on what is going on and why people are gathered there only to see a naked man that was being tortured....
I felt pity for him because they even insert a broom stick into his penis, it was a horrible view to watch and i was so deeply touched! infact i was moved to tears like why would they treat their fellow man like this no matter his offence...
So what did he do?
I heard that he was trying to rob a house in the neghbourhood, the owner was not around and the door of the house was locked but he figured out a way to pass the ceiling to land into the house, it was some neighbour that heard noise from inside and knowing the owner has travelled for some days that decided to check on what is going on and waited when they saw the man coming out with things he stole and that was how nemesis caught up with him....
From slap to blow to kick and some using sticks to beat him, in the process drawing blood from his mouth and body part, they naked him and boom the broom stick!
Dang this man didn't kill anyone he only steal, why such cruelty! honestly i felt bad for him but i am glad they didn't kill him but called the police to come and arrest him after they have dealth seriously with him...
Am very sure the man will remember that torture for the rest of his life if he survived it and didn't die in the police station because he really suffered that day.....
This is why i can't be a judge because i would most time pity the criminals lol....
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They already killed him my brother. Do you think the broomed broomstick would be removed? Kai. I can’t talk that thing.
And I want to beg for one thing 😂. Let go back in time to that your sister side. I want to live in my dreams too like you did 😂
🤣🤣man gone are those sweet days o, one of the best time of my life i enjoyed delicacies lol, that was also the time i realize no one is skinny, they are just yet to try better food lol
They already killed him my brother
This is why i added if he survived it cos he was already losing his breathe sef when the police came, but if he miraculously survived it, then it would be engraved in his heart forever
No one is skinny ooo. Everyone na big man. I swear. Skin wey fresh na money and good food kill am 😂. I believe that one 😂. Omoh. God help us in this life. I was dreaming while reading those parts.
And police men self their prayers will be for him to survive maybe they can see something collect from his family and then leave him after few years or so.
If not for humanity, we are not to be pitying them. If you see how some people would shed tear over what they lost to those thieves, some might even lose hope. And those thieves will be happy 😃 where they are. Kai
I was dreaming while reading those parts.
🤣 it will be better my man, you will eat to some extent that you will say it is okay!
yea one thing i realize is that people who don't forgive thieves are those who have experience their brutality or maybe someone close to them was a victim, and for us wey dey pity, maybe cos we have never seen them in action or been victimized by them
That the fact ooo. Swears.
My friend got all his bag stolen at Ibadan when he went for his training. All his career was in there, his laptop, project, IDcard, and money.
I am sure he can never forgive thieves
yea imagine such person seeing where they catch a thief, he will use the pain in him to make sure the caught thieves serves as a lesson...
May God keep protecting us my man
Yeah. God help us. Nice reading from you boss
Burlarj the glutton 😂😂😂
I am sure your future wife will do a lot of work cooking, perhaps six times in a day because her husband loves food so much 😆😆😆
What would you have done if they came to you? Lol... I believe you won't do anything except they didn't bring guns and other harmful objects.
But how can someone insert a stick of broom into a penis? 😅😅😅 So funny!
what can i do o? you see gang of armed thieves, you still asking me what i will do, i will let them beat me to their satisfaction if that will make them happy😅 but luckily for me, i have never been a victim of such and i hope not to be ....
Angry mob can do the worst, some of those people are already angry with their life, some are yet to eat so they are all waiting for who to pass that aggression to and fortunately for them, that one came to steal so everyone just use him to ease their hard life lol
Boss, you no suppose to expose this food eating side of you and it is time to start an association on Hive because I have seen many of my kind here.
Different crimes happen every day in Lagos and I witnessed a lot. What I don't like is jungle justice but handing over criminals to police is not safe anymore since criminals do buy their way out.
I witnessed an attempted rape scene and if I was allowed to take action, I would have smashed his balls with a hammer so he won't try such again. I wonder what people think before committing those crimes
lolz. food is life
the police are not honest and this is why people take decisions into their own hands, imagine freeing a murderer within a week or replacing him with someone else because he is connected....
i guess you would be telling us about the rape scene🤓
Nah, I shared my most terrifying crime scene. I somehow found myself stuck in a battle ground and I became a hero for helping a woman but it was really a messy evening.
hmmm interesting, drop it so we can read how you saved the day😊
Saved the day 😂, I am only hyping myself because I nearly peed on my body. I wrote article already, it has been scheduled for 8:30am.
🤣 alright boss, i guess we need to wait till it got published lol
Hehehe...Mr burl the eater 😂😂, so eating 5 times a day den was ur dream come true in terms of food 😂😂..man u over enjoyed urself over there...thanks for entertaining me with your foodies story up there 😊😍😂
And then the man that stole something...hmmm,that broom stick in his penni's shaa...that's a whole lot of torture ...chaii, I pity him honestly but why he go steal nah ....me too can't judge oo 😂
Emotional burl 😃
food story ke, you mean crime story👀 lol
well i pity him too, but why steal when there are many jobs out there he can do, those people working ain't fools, imagine toiling day and night to get something and within few mins, everything stolen by one lazy brat
I can imagine
No silly excuse for any any robber
They should pay for their crime so that the intending ones will rethink
Hehehehe lmao lol, this is kinda funny lol, burl the eater lol consuming fire brother lol...
Omo broom in his penis ahhhh he is dead my brother and that is a fact, how would they do that to a man of their kind omo he go far oh lol hehehehe...
Well thieves are treated with cruelty and that is how it has been my brother thanks for sharing bro
yea hence why people should abstain from stealing, there are work to do, why steal from those working hard
Lols jagaban the eater, I hail you to na you dey help them curb food wastage hehehe.
It funny how you slept off and didn't hear a single noise who what happened to your sister neighbor overnight, I also slept like that during childhood.
Omo broom through penis, no be small thing o, I can only imagine the pain I'm all I see is horrific.
lol i guess we the sleepers are the lucky one, because we don't know what is going on around us so no fear or anything.... If the man survive the torture, he will think twice before stealing again or he may become a notorious thief without mercy