My Actifit Report Card: April 15 2026
Today Monument of Karel Kašpar Reitenberger
Dnes Pomník Karla Kašpara Reitenbergera
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today's joke
The farmer learned from the doctor that he was incurably ill and would soon die. 'Doctor, I have one request: later, write that I died of AIDS.' 'Why, you always have cancer, after all?' 'You see, no one in our village has ever had such a disease. The one who was seeing my wife will now be in for a real scare. And most importantly, no one will ever touch her for the rest of her life.'
dnešní vtip
Sedlák se dověděl od lékaře, že je nevyléčitelně nemocný a že brzy umře. Pane doktore, mám jedno přání: napište mi pak, že jsem umřel na AIDS. Pročpak, vždy� máte přece rakovinu? Víte, takovou nemoc u nás ve vsi ještě nikdo neměl. Ten, co mi chodil za ženou, teï bude mít pěkně nahnáno. A co je hlavní, nikdo se jí nadosmrti ani nedotkne.

Translated by gemini

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