The HiveWatchers NEVER forgive




I can see the title now spreading across prison news.

Fascist gay twat narcs to the police. Is considered a hero for finding new link to capturing the evil menace Dr. P.

Sun, Jun 6th 2021

It was a typical Friday afternoon for typicalTiffany. She was an out of control freak and original and love to put her boyfriend's paste all over her.
He had everything she needs. Control over nothing and copy cat tomcat without a hat. He pasted all his dirty tricks over every online article.

He was very random too, this gave the fascist pigs a run for their money. They love the chase. (Which is why were in here, more on that later at church)

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what? what you mean? no I...

No I didn't fucking stabb him! The warden was like that already.. no let me go!

mic drops and gets stepped on

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"Hey I was listening to that!!"

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