SAY NO TO DOMESTIC VIOLENCE
Pls whenever u feel overloaded by your wife's issues, rather than engaging in domestic violence,
kindly go immediately to the nearest BAR
(Biological Anxiety Relief) center or place and order for any one or more of the following antidotes.
Wife Irritation Neutralizing Extract (WINE)
Refreshing Unique Medicine (RUM)
Bothersome Estrange-wife Elimination Rebooter (BEER)
Vaccino Officio Depression-Killing Antigen (VODKA)
Wife High Infusion Suspicion Killing Energy Yeast (WHISKEY)
Make yourself happy. There's more to life than domestic violence at home.
This is issued by the Federal Ministry of Happiness(MOH)
(federal Republic of Nigeria).