Dear me..

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Hey future me..

It’s you from the present or is this the past, seeing how you’re reading it and you’re the future. Well I guess we will have to leave that for Bruno-kema to figure out even though he doesn’t read our blogs. You know rumor has it that he doesn’t read our blogs because he knows we’re a better writer than him. I would have loved to tag him here but he will be so scared to respond anyways, so let’s get back to ourself.

How are you holding up? I know it must have been tough getting to where you currently are. I mean look at you, five years ago, I never would have thought we would make it this far. I know you must be wondering what I’m talking about because if I’m truly from the past, then I definitely have no idea about the kind of person you are now or the kind of things you’ve achieved.

But hey, you’re me, I’ve always known I’m destined for greatness so I’m not surprised you made it this big. I know you must be sad about the many unfinished projects that I started and left for you to handle, I’m sorry about that, just that I couldn’t handle all of that and school.

Speaking about school, I do hope that the Asuu/Asup strike finally ended and I did graduate. It will be a terrible thing if you’re still a student. You know five years is a long time, long enough for anyone to have kids. Not that I’m saying you should because we’re still young and we probably have a lot of things to explore wink wink

I know you’re smiling. Bad guy!

Anyways, I do hope you’re in a better place and the people around you do make you happy. I hope you now spend more time with your aunts because they are always complaining that I hardly come to see them so you should fix that. You’re the better version of myself so I’m entrusting you with all of these things. If five years from now I find out that things still ain’t cool with them, you will be receiving another letter from me that will be explaining to you why I chopped off a very vital part of my organ because you disobeyed me. I do wish I can name the organ and how vital it is but I don’t want this letter getting rejected because of my choice of words so I will end it here.

Just know that when I do chop it off, that exploring thing I mentioned up there, yeah that, it won’t be happening anymore.

I know this is my first time writing to you and I’m ending it with a threat, but you know it’s not my fault, we’re just like that.

Yours truly.



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Ha! 😂😂😂 This letter is weird. I'm even afraid of this letter. Why are you scaring your future self? What's with the threat?

Now I'm curious. I wonder what organ that is..hmmmmm...I won't ask. Curiosity killed the cat and I don't want to die.

I really do hope that the strike must have been called off and we all graduated.😔 Nice one @prayzz

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Why are you scaring your future self? What's with the threat?

Just trying to make sure he listens 😂

Now I'm curious. I wonder what organ that is..hmmmmm...I won't ask. Curiosity killed the cat and I don't want to die.

Good choice.

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Lemme oooooo 😝😂😂
It's funny reading your letter, but as well very interesting. I'm sure your future self will work things out with you aunties and I'm sure things will be pretty good in five years time.

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Wow... Your letter wowed me 😂
It's quite funny and classic.
Anyways the sky is the starting point. #BOB

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😂😂😂😂 I couldn’t find the best words to write here, you so funny 😂😂😂

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Your future self would definitely do all necessary and required things reading this letter..
Lol not to talk of getting to the part of chopping of vital organ..lol

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