Alex Jones Conspired Against His Own Lawyer
As much as I love lawyer jokes, all five of them because every other "lawyer joke" is a true story, I have to feel sorry for that attorney representing Alex Jones during the Sandy Hook lawsuit deposition. As funny as it is for a lawyer to explain why his client can't be present for the court due to health reasons while the client is livestreaming from a studio it's still really, really bad. Whatever that conspiracy theorist Alex Jones paid the lawyer for the time spent during the hearing it wasn't enough.
Anyway, I got to go. I have an appointment with a witch doctor so I can get a note to excuse me from jury duty.