Random Thought of the Day - Daily Contest #22 - Tell Me A Joke ?
Hey folks. How is everyone doing today ?
It is so warm here now it's crazy. I have not been as active in the comments recently due to being busy in the real world ! Back on track now though.
So in the spirit of randomness can you tell me a good joke ? Or just a funny story ? I could do with a laugh.
“Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air." -Ralph Waldo Emerson
I have started this competition in the hope that this will prove to be a fun and interesting way to get people to interact and engage with each other here on #proofofbrain
It could be about anything really. Ranging from a memorable quote to a story or maybe just a random question about life itself. Literally any subject is open for discussion but I will try and not let it get too weird !
You are also welcome to talk about any other subject you like.
To enter the competition you simply have to make any type of comment on this post and I will do a daily random draw for 3 lucky winners.
You are not required to Upvote, Re-Blog or Follow but it would be nice.
1st Place = 5 POB + 1 Upvote
2nd Place = 1 POB + 1 Upvote
3rd Place = 0.50 POB + 1 Upvote
Congratulations To Yesterdays Winners
1st Place - @riandeuk
2nd Place - @plint
3rd Place - @drutter
Prizes coming soon. I am having problems with hivesigner. It won't let me do anything on hive engine. I can use my PC to do it tomorrow with keychain !
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Rules - Respect and Be Respected (P.L.U.R.)
Thanks for reading. #rtotd
Peace, Graham.
😂 I'm already laughing at the comments this random question will cause and it's a cool thing that you thought of making it extra fun by asking for a joke.
I love jokes a lot so I have many jokes that I don't know which to share here 🤔
Here is one joke
A psychiatric doctor decided to run a test for his patients to know how far he has gone to make them normal again. And he drew a car on the wall and asked them to drive on it.
Out of the three mad men, two men tried to drive the car and the other mad man started laughing at them and calling them crazy.
The doctor was feeling very happy for a successful work on one of the mad men, just then he heard the mad man say "Mad people, you are driving a car when I'm with the keys to open it" 🤣🤣
That's my joke, I hope you find it funny 🤭
Congrats to yesterday's winners, more wins to you all.
Hehehe.. Good one 😂
Snoopy: "Do you want a graham cracker?"
Woodstock: "First of all, don't call me cracker!"
"And second, a gram of what? This might be interesting."
Pretty good 😂
A joke is only funny when an audience can understand it.
First of all let me commend you on the good and quality work you have been doing in this platform and a very big congratulations to the winners,it is good to see how users Keep pushing hard
Jokes are part of life especially it brings a good smile from our face,I might not be good like that or might not have a very quality humor spirit
But let me give this a try,,
It was on a faithful day when I was still in the college,it all started in the exam hall,due to the exam tension and the reading stress over night just to prepare well for the paper, getting to the hall after some minutes with the paper, suddenly at a point I find it hard to spell "OUR", funny enough I asked those around me to help me out ,even duo it was wrong against the exam rules to do that,but none of them could spell this,even at a point one of tell spell it by saying "AHWA",which makes me to burst into laugh inside the exam hall.
It didn't just stopped their, suddenly one of my mate close to me was looking for his pen,it got to a length that we have to inform the supervisor that the boy close to me just lost his pen and we can't find it,after three of us as helped in searching for the pen, only for us to later see the pen in his left hand , after him also has helped in searching,not knowing that the pen was in his hand.
This is my joke
😁
I am not that good with jokes. But I won't stop giving a try here.
A journalist interviews a psychiatrist and asks him how does he dignoses the mental state of the patient.
The doctor replies " it is so simple. We fill a bath tub with water and give the option to the patient that he may empty the tub with a spoon, mug or a bucket"
The journalist replies, "ok. The one who empties it with bucket would be considered normal"
The doctor replies, "No, the normal people pull the stopper to empty the tub. Now tell me should I get a bed prepare for you?"
Brilliant 😂