RE: Why Hive will never take off!

Looks like you already have a Blurt account from the fork:

https://blurt.blog/@pele23

https://blurtwallet.com/@pele23/transfers

Power down some of your hive and exchange it for Blurt on Hive-Engine (You'll need some liquid Blurt to post) :

https://hive-engine.com/trade/SWAP.BLURT

Don't forget to do an intro post on Blurt explaining why you've moved from Hive to Blurt.