RE: Tell me the story of your favorite Punk, but in the meantime, meet Douglas

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This here is Fletcher and after a long days shift of teaching he likes to dress up like Clint Eastwood go outside of his house and shoot beer bottles.

His skills have been sharpened over the course of a year. Fletcher is not just like any regular person, he wears an Australian Cork Hat with a chiin strap that makes him stand out from the crowd!

One rainy evening as Fletcher was driving home he noticed there was a wild storm ahead of him so he slowly pulled into his driveway and then went to bed trying to get rest during the stormy night. Well as the story goes Fletcher was woken up by the most dangerous of snakes that happened to somehow land upon his front yard and enter into his house.

Being an expert at shooting like "Joe" was in his movies Fletcher took out his magnum and pointed it to the snake and said, "are you feeling lucky punk" and then he began to shoot through the wooden floor until he made the wood weak enough for the snake to fall through and go away. Then Fletcher went back to bed.

Legend has it that the hole is still there on that floor... @themarkymark



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